breadmaakesyoufat:

when everyone except for your mom is happy dat ur dead

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fiftyshadesofgwen:

fiftyshadesofgwen:

One time me and some friends dressed up as the royal family to go to school and it was p great

i really don’t understand why people are reblogging this (seriously guys this is like 4 months old how did you even find it) but I dug up some extra scandalous pictures of the queen shhhhh:

fiftyshadesofgwen:

fiftyshadesofgwen:

One time me and some friends dressed up as the royal family to go to school and it was p great

i really don’t understand why people are reblogging this (seriously guys this is like 4 months old how did you even find it) but I dug up some extra scandalous pictures of the queen shhhhh:

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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

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officialannakendrick:

when i’m watching sports i have no clue about and people start cheering

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laursniffspickles:

unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

OHMYGOD OHMYGOD

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Voicemail to Carmon
Mama Joyce

jztm:

Mama Joyce’s ICONIC voicemail to Carmon

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Fifth graders attending a sexual ed presentation


Fifth graders attending a sexual ed presentation

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avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

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dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

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